Today is one of those days where I hate everyone. My husband has done nothing but been an asshole to me all day. His friend is being a dick too. The little girl I babysit is being difficult today. I seriously just want to curl up in a ball in my closet and cry till I feel better.
Im always in the mood to cuddle but I hate being cuddled because i feel like i am being suffocated. but my hubby wants to be cuddled. so therefore to cuddle i am big spoon and he the little spoon. which sucks cause i cant see the tv i dont like being the big spoon im a lady, i need to be a little spoon
this was the saddest shit i’ve ever seen.
no like were we actually supposed to think this was funny as kids? Because it messed me up for like a week. That dog legitimately thought his friend got BAKED INTO COOKIES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LOONEY TOONS.
HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?
Reblogging this good news…again.
y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious
Well let’s spread the word then guys. This kid deserves all the attention.
"Ramarni, what will you do when you grow up?"
So excited when I hear stories like this because imagine what he will accomplish
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this